Let's get weird: Weird Junk 2016 edition
2016 was a great year. Let's take a look back at all of the weird junk that we hauled away for our amazing customers. The weirder, the better!
What we’ve learned over all these years in the junk business, is that “junk” is a subjective term. As the saying goes, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” But sometimes…well, sometimes the junk we end up hauling away is just plain weird. (Seriously, just when we think we’ve seen it all, something even weirder shows up.) This year was full of weird and wonderful junk we just had to share. While we could only pick 10, there are a ton of honorable mentions we’ll be sharing in the coming weeks.
Without further ado, we present to you the Weird Junk Hall of Fame for 2016.
10. Horseraffe
Is it a horse? Is it a giraffe? Your guess is as good as ours.
9. Giant remote control
Back in the day, we didn’t need gym memberships. Watching TV was enough of a workout.
8. Bottlefish
We’re guessing this fish was probably pretty easy to catch.
7. Big boned
We’re not exactly sure what this is, but we’re sure it’s cool–no bones about it!
6. Giant guitar
Some BIG hits were probably written on this thing.
5. Suit of armor
If you put a candle in there it would be a light in shining armor.
4. Solar-and-pedal-powered vehicle
Maybe they tossed it after the solar failed to kick in while going uphill.
3. Giant beer mug
Now that’s how you start a party!
2. Horse collar mirror
“Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all?” “Neigh.”
1. Human remains
Actually! Stay tuned for a separate post on this one. It’s a doozy!
Frequently asked questions
1-800-GOT-JUNK? is more affordable than you may think. Our junk removal prices are all-inclusive, which means you get:
- Professional, uniformed and insured crew members
- Junk removal from anywhere on the premises
- Loading, lifting and sorting
- Recycling, donating and disposing of items
- Transfer station tariffs and fees
- Gas and travel
We charge by the amount of space your items take up in the truck. We think it’s more fair to you to price by volume instead of the length of time it takes us to lift and load. The best part is we’re cheaper in bulk: the more stuff you have, the more value you get!
For materials with a heavy cubic weight, like dirt, concrete, and gravel, pricing is based on the total volume the material takes up in the truck, up to a maximum of one foot in height for a full truck.
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If you need service on a weekly, monthly, or quarterly basis, we offer bulk pricing discounts. This gives you better value compared to common alternatives, such as dumpsters or less-professional junk removal services.
Interested? Call our business account team at 1-866-916-5865 to discuss your needs as well as pricing options.
On the day of your appointment with us, our friendly, uniformed truck team members will give you a call 15-30 minutes before the start of your two-hour promise window. They’ll say hi, let you know what time they plan to arrive, and confirm any other details about your appointment if needed.
Whether your business has a single location or multiple locations, we can create a custom junk removal solution that works for you. We can coordinate pickups at multiple locations at a local, regional, and national level. Rather than work with dozens of regional or local companies, let 1-800-GOT-JUNK? handle the jobs across all your locations.
Absolutely! We take large items all the time. As long as it can be lifted and loaded into the truck by two people, we'll be happy to take it away for you!
We work with all types of businesses and can handle any type of job - cleanouts, bulk item removal, general junk removal and even specific items like cardboard or pallets. We can take pretty much anything as long as it's not toxic or hazardous. We can remove your items from wherever they’re located, whether it’s your office, store, site or anywhere else—all you have to do is point!
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While we don't quite service the entire map, we cover almost every greater metropolitan area across the US, Canada, and Australia. To see if we’re in your neighbourhood, you can start a booking by entering your postal code.
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